mybodyismydiary:

I love this and will always reblog it!

(Source: 1-800-277-7867)

mistakendrunk:

robotspider:

When you are sad, just remember that jumping spiders sometimes wear water droplets as hats

im disgusted by how cute i find this

thefunniestpost:

captcreate:

sparkleholethess:

AND soap dispenser.

Not sure I wanna bathe in sclading hot coffee.

Hysterical!

thefunniestpost:

Hysterical!

(Source: morti-do)

thefunniestpost:

Hysterical!

(Source: causings)

sadillite:

all i do is sit around and eat and be sad im basically a more annoying version of a plant

graveyardexplorers:

i don’t get it but i’ll laugh anyway because you’re hot 

misswho221b:

what did i just read.

hannibalscock:

foxnewsofficial:

what if the bumps around your nipples were actually braille and everyone had a different message like fortune cookies